HOWTO: Read the Fucking Manual

The information in this article applies to:

General Lamers

Prerequisites:

The ability to Read
Basic Brain Function

SUMMARY

This article demonstrates how to read the fucking manual, as popularised by the RTFM directive.

SYMPTOMS

After asking a truly pathetic question, you are instructed to RTFM:-

*** Lamer (~SomePunk@AOL.com) has joined #visualbasic

[10:24] <Lamer> How do i [Your obvious/lame question]?
[10:25] <@oper> RTFM bitch

*** Lamer was kicked by @oper (fuckwit)
[10:27] <VBg0d> i made a irc client!!!!!!
*** assmaster83 (~dubya@oval.whitehouse.gov) invites you to join #animalsex
[10:27] <Guest50468> VBg0d, c00l, i made a webbrowser!!

CAUSE

Lameness

MORE INFORMATION

Step-by-Step Procedures

Locate a Manual, either in printed form or in your Man-pages, if you're a punk/bitch/h4x0r and don't have the Man-pages on disk, view the online version
Using either the Index or Search feature, locate a keyword relating to your question/problem
If you're using a printed manual, flip to the page(s) as detailed in your search of the index, if you're using the Man-pages library, click the link(s) in the search results window.
Read the information. If you have problems understanding the information, read it again. Repeat until enlightenment is achieved.

REFERENCES

For additional information, please see the following articles:

HOWTO: Read

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